Come Spend My BIRTHDAY Month With Me In a Soft,HOT&Dimly lit Room for 2 hours+. I'm VOTED Best!

Hello Chicago! OLD AD HEADINE "*TIME FLIES when you're having FUN w/ an EDUCATED &LOVING-VOTED BEST in Chicago! 2+hours of love!" ****PLEASE,FROM NOW ON-do NOT TEXT me until you've made an appt with me...this is too confusing getting texts and emails from new clients...lets email then CONFIRM YOUR APPT with a TEXT so I HAVE YOUR CONTACT INFO IN CASE ANYTHING CHANGES :-) I am happy to treat you to one of the best massages your body will ever receive! I have been told My Massage beats all the massages out there AND People like yourself say they regretfully have been wasting their hard earned money! I am sorry and I WILL make it up to you and give you faith that there is ONE MT who really cares about you and I don't care about all the draping! Its hard to get a massage done when the therapist spends 20 minutes wasting your time trying to cover your body parts-WAIT-thats YOUR body and you want it massaged! Geesch-I think we are all adults here and personally I do not wanna feel like I am wearing a diaper. Ive only had one massage where the therapist did this and I got pretty upset that I actually paid MONEY for it! She did not know what she was doing and to makeup for not knowing what she was doing she offered to give ME a wooogada woogada-too funny! I love have they have their hands out for more money and a tip and they do NOT deserve it. Ok-not to get off the subject because this is all about YOU- and you getting the best and ME providing that for YOU! I am also not a big clock watcher so if you have a place to be or are in a hurry PLEASE let that be known right away because I tend to drift off in the massage and lose track of time..... MY AUTORESPONDER thru email WILL GIVE YOU UPDATES on my schedule/availability. If You have been wanting to try my massages but cannot afford $185 we can talk! That's Right-I've got skills that will thrill you! I will rock your world! *******I AM SO GRATEFUL for all the love,support and the BEST PEOPLE live in CHICAGO!!! What I give to you and what I get back makes me the happiest Massage Therapsit in the universe :-) Thank you so much for making my life more beautiful!!! I am so happy about the people I meet from here-THANK YOU!!!**** IF you want to book with me there are some simple guidelines-(not from your 1990 yahoo email addy because your email will go into spam folder for some reason)PLEASE INCLUDE your NAME,day× you're available& a MINI BIO (PLEASE)! IF I SAY WE"RE ON-that means you are ON the schedule!I appreciate a 36 hour notice if you have to cancel. You are going to be blown away by how much compassion I put into the art. I am not about the $-I am about treating you with the most loving and therapeutic touch you've ever had! ****************************MY**BIO************************************ Voted THE BEST (THAI) MASSAGE IN CHICAGO for the last 7 years I am a licensed MT with tons of continuing ed. hours,work from my comfy and clean place on the NorthSide.
If you desire to induldge yourself with something YOU DESERVE& are tired of wasting your hard earned $$ on those "THINGS" out there that say they are mt's and they are just money grubbin non believers&non belongers-DO YOURSELF A FAVOR and make an appt. with me PLEASE! I am being totally honest here-ALL that have come cannot believe they never saw my ads OR that they thought 2 hours was too long or rogers park was too far away or $185...$200 was a little pricey-etc... YOU WILL NOT BE disappointed as a matter-a-fact you will NOT want to leave! I need another favor for maximum benefit out of the session, if you decide to email me for an appt briefly surrender and tell ME about YOU. *I would love to know your physical activity level,injuries or surgeries,your last massage and type of massage and please give me some days and times that suit you best when calling or emailing for an appt. PLEASE do tell me what you LOVE&dislike about massage/practioner. Knowing a week in advance is good because I am extremely busy this time of year! I work on EVERY BODY Pro athletes,dancers,biz execs and all other types of bodies! I LOVE what I do and I have some room for a few new clients.
My style is unique-I do not require clothing! I was a massage therapist before a Thai/Yoga therapist and I use oils and creams. I usually start (times are flexible) around 1030/11am(or 930am), 130/230pm(or1230), 630 OR 8p(430-9) SEVEN DAYS A WEEK! I am 41,in shape,speak english,tall,fun and engaging. I love to travel-I will be in Caribbean March-MidMay on the beach,surfing,sailing and limin! I'm a free,zesty spirited and gifted with that special and very unique touch that you will melt like butter in this womans hands!
***Pretty Please.... RESPECT me&my profession AND my license!! Do NOT ask inappropriate questions! Have a love filled day!
Much Metta~Laurie You can read about me in a few places if you please. http://www.yelp.com/biz/harmonious-healing-touch-massage-chicago www.harmonioushealingtouch.com https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Harmonious-Healing-Touch-Thai-Massage/283256705811?sk=wall